**🎣 3D2N Batam Fishing Getaway: Not much Fish caught, 100% Fun!**
**đź“Ť Location**: Batam View Resort (Nongsa)
**đź“ž Guide Contact**: YenYen (+62 812 9170 8967)
**đź’¬ Verdict**: *”Not many fish caught, but memories worth reeling in!”*
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### **🌊 Trip Highlights**
âś… **Guide YenYen**: Patient, hilarious, and *almost* made us believe the fish were just shy.
âś… **Batam View Resort**: Stunning sea-view rooms, private fishing jetty (great for Instagram), and pools to drown our fishless sorrows.
✅ **The Laughter**: More jokes than bites—turns out untangling lines is a team sport.
**🎣 “Fishing” Report**:
– **Species Caught**: Sunshine, sea breeze, and one rogue plastic bag.
– **Best Moment**: Watching the sunset with beers after accepting defeat.
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### **🛏️ Accommodation Review**
**Batam View Resort**
– **Rooms**: Spacious, clean, and AC so cold it made us forget the humidity.
– **Jetty**: Perfect for pretending you’re in a fishing documentary.
– **Food**: Seafood buffet made up for our empty coolers.
**📸 Pro Tip**: Book a sea-facing room—dolphins showed up just to mock us.
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### **đź“Ś Practical Info**
– **Cost**: ~$150 SGD/pax (resort + guide + transfers).
– **Booking**: WhatsApp YenYen for trips (+62 812 9170 8967).
– **Vibe**: *”Like a school trip, but with beer and fewer rules.”*
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### **🤣 Why We’ll Be Back**
1. YenYen promised *”next time, guaranteed fish”* (we’ll frame this lie).
2. Resort’s massage chairs healed our bruised egos.
3. Now we have a mission: **revenge fishing**.
**🎣 Final Thought**: *”If fishing’s about the adventure, we won big.”*
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**Tag Your Fishing Buddies** 👇 *Who’d survive a fishless trip with you?*